Monday, September 29, 2008

The Pledge

Date Composed: September 16th 2008
The Pledge

This Pledge has been drawn up for the members that want to participate in the magnificent and sensational activities of Miami Coral Park’s Creative Writing Club for the 2008 to 2009 scholastic year. Henceforth, the goals we wish and shall accomplish in this astonishing club will be known as the Pledge and it has been broken down to each requirement which is stated below.
The Pledge and all of its terms, rules, and regulations to abide by for the scholastic year of 2008 to 2009 are as follows:
  • Maintaining a 2.5 Weighted G.P.A. at the first weigh-in and gradually increasing it to a 2.8 or higher.
  • Putting forth maximum effort in all activities relating to the Creative Writing Club.
  • Being able to make a complete fool out of yourself by verbally sharing your own creations that this club has inspired you to compose at least once a month.
  • Cooperating as a well mannered, diligent, and sophisticated team yet having our own eccentric creativity.
  • Being capable of balancing any other school related clubs or activities that you may be a part of as well.*
  • Being alert and aware of upcoming momentous events and being responsible to be present for them all.*
  • Being accommodating to your fellow members of the Creative Writing Club.
    *The members HAVE to acknowledge that the Pledge is still in play and have to make time when there is no time, or try to maintain equilibrium amongst the clubs.
    *Of course attendance takes an important role in keeping informed and such, but if for some reason you cannot attend a vital meeting or event and you have an eligible excuse (I.e. Illness, relative’s death, traveling, etc) then you will be relieved from the consequences. In addition, if you are able to inform Miss Gayol or the officers that you cannot make your presence a success in an event then please do so.
    Gratifying benefits of the Pledge:
    Aiming for high standards will highlight and release the finest perspective of your image more than others and yourself will anticipate, which others will demonstrate utter respect. Being in a club offers the opportunity to accumulate community service hours in a pleasurable manner and not in a monotonous way. When it comes to Graduation, there is a reward to those students that are obstinate to gather the most community service hours possible, the rewards would be a cord or medal you wear arrogantly while walking towards the podium smiling so lavishly that you may bump into the person right in front of you. This club also provides the chance for you to extend and flourish your vocabulary so that you can sound like a higher level scholar. Also, you have the opportunity to express yourself in a copious manner that you will really enjoy. In addition to meeting new people to create new bonds, looking clever, getting involved, there is one particular reason why you should give this a try. Most people in high do not take advantage of what it can offer. The Creative Writing Club will educate you to overcome the fear of publicly speaking which will be beneficial to future reference.
    *Signing this Pledge you sell your soul to this Club and its sponsor (Miss Gayol) and the officers :) *
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    Signature
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    Date Signed
    THIS PLEDGE TERMINATES THE VERY LAST DAY OF THE SCHOOL OF THE 2008 TO 2009 SCHOLASTIC SCHOOL YEAR

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

too long;didn't read.

Anonymous said...

I don't see the point of the GPA requirement, really.

tl;dr, too.